Rub a Dub Dub Dub

Thankfully the social norm for hygiene has changed greatly over the last several hundred years. I enjoy remaining clean and not being forced to withstand my neighbor’s repulsive stench. This has me spending more money in order to maintain my perfect look. Yet, I am not complaining at all. I just find a way to save a little money in the process.

The list of essentials include items like toothbrush, toothpaste, mouth wash, shampoo, body wash, razors, shaving cream, face wash, cotton swabs, deodorant, etc. From my observation, the male list is considerably shorter than the female list of required items. (Lucky for me until I am married.) Everybody has their favorite type or brand for each item, and I have discovered mine also. It really does create a certain aroma about you, and I know my pets can identify me by my scent. I know some people will use specific brands in order to attract the other gender but I don’t fret over the small things like that.

Sometimes when I purchase these items, I will use coupons but that is a hassle in order to collect all of them. I usually just buy in bulk so that the price is less per unit ounce for each item. Or I will just stock up when I go home. Either way, I am always looking so fresh and clean, clean, clean.